Cap'n Eifersucht. Your bit of jealousy.

I'm Brittany.
I've been living for seventeen years in the fine corn field of Ohio and one day I hope to end up in scrubs with a scalpel.

and i like lemons or something like that

Also:
I paint my followers!
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Things I Listen To
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  • Chris: If I just so happen to have a mocha milkshake with me from Steak and Shake when I show up at your competition Saturday, would that be okay?
  • Me: Uh. Yes.
  • Chris: Scumbag Chris drinks the milkshake.
  • Chris: Scumbag Chris doesn't bring you a milkshake.
  • Chris: Forget this conversation.